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Not Vanilla

VANILLA ORCHID · CARAMEL RESIN · JASMINE NOIR

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4.79 verified reviews
$7850 ml · Eau de Parfum

Dark caramel, night-blooming jasmine, floral vanilla with an edge

Unisex, leans warm and darkStrong projection7–9 hours

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Hand-filled in Los Angeles

Since launching in ’24, we’ve grown. We’ve Emochi’ed. We’ve Hayyyyyy’ed. We’ve Pulsed… and we grew into a 6,000 sq. ft. warehouse here in Los Angeles. Everything is hand-filled by us in small batches — with 4 full-time team members now! Our fragrances are now $120 $78.

50 ml is about 500 sprays: roughly 16¢ a wear.

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Choose this if you like
Dark caramel, night-blooming jasmine, floral vanilla with an edge
Best for
Date nightEveningsAny season
Wears
Unisex, leans warm and dark · noticed when someone leans in · 7–9 h on skin
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The inspiration

Intimate caramel and melting amber — complex, addictive, a little evil

Not Vanilla opens with vanilla orchid — a more floral, jasmine-like note. It's vanilla seen through petals instead of bakery-sweet, and quietly addictive. Then, rich caramel and amber melt, giving a golden warmth that lingers on skin. It's one of our most personal scents — intimate, complex, and more addictive the closer you get.

What it smells like

Dark vanilla, caramel, night jasmine

  1. OpeningVanilla Orchid

    Vanilla orchid — a floral vanilla, not the bakery kind.

  2. DevelopmentCaramel Resin

    Caramel resin thickens it: darker, stickier, warmer.

  3. Dry-downJasmine Noir

    Jasmine noir and resin on skin — smoky-sweet and long-lasting.

How it wears

On skin, over a day.

  • WeightRight in the middle
  • ProjectionLeans close to skin
  • WarmthLeans warm

The reviews are in.

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Ingredients

Top: Muguet. Mid: Jasmine, Caramel, Lavender. Base: Amber, Patchouli, Vanilla. Alcohol Denat., Fragrance (Parfum), Dipropylene Glycol, Benzyl Benzoate, Linalool, Hexyl Cinnamal, Benzyl Salicylate, Hydroxycitronellal, Limonene.

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